Ask yourself this simple question: if you got DOG POOP all over your hands, would you just rub your hands off on a dry sheet of paper???
Or would you rush to the sink to wash your hands with running water?
Anybody who isn’t crazy would wash their hands with the water!
Well, it’s the same way with cleaning your butt, too! Why would you choose smearing everything around with toilet paper, when you can get your behind TRULY clean with the Blaux Cleanse!
The Blaux Cleanse is a bidet that attaches easily to any toilet. It’s an easy do-it-yourself job, and doesn’t require any plumber or special tools.
Once attached, you just turn the knob to wash your butt in a cool, refreshing, cleansing stream of water. You’ll get cleaner than you EVER could with toilet paper. In fact, it’s like giving your butt a mini-shower!
I admit, I was timid about using a bidet – would it feel funny? Would it tickle?
All I can tell you is, once I installed the Blaux Cleanse in one bathroom, I knew I had to install one in our other bathroom, too. Take it from me – once you try one, you’re never gonna want to go back to using toilet paper!
Simply twist the dial right or left to reach desired level of water pressure.
Universal mounting hardware makes it easy to attach Blaux Cleanse to any standard toilet.
DUAL-ACTION WATER JET
DUAL-ACTION WATER JET
The Dual-Action Water Jet is covered to preserve cleanliness and keep jets clean from any debris.
Simply put, a bidet is the MODERN ALTERNATIVE to using toilet paper. It attaches to your toilet and cleans you off with a refreshing jet of clean water. And oh yeah, it’s pronounced BID-DAY.
After you finish pooping, a bidet shoots a stream of clean water on your behind, cleaning you off in a way that’s a THOUSAND times more clean and sanitary than using toilet paper.
In addition to being more cleanly, you save a TON of money by not having to buy toilet paper! You may want to dab yourself dry with a bit of toilet paper, but that’s about it. Even if you do, you’ll still use just a fraction of the toilet paper you used to use.
Blaux Cleanse is the Best Thing to Happen to the Bathroom since Indoor Plumbing!
The Blaux Cleanse uses a firm but gentle stream of water to clean your behind after you poop. And the stream of water it produces gets you far, far cleaner than toilet paper could ever DREAM of!
The Blaux Cleanse never even touches your rear end, so you don’t need to worry about that. The stream of water it produces does all the work.
The Blaux Cleanse attaches to the same water line that fills up your toilet tank. It only takes minutes to install. You just need a screwdriver, and maybe a wrench. And it’s so easy that anyone can do it!
Dual Action Water Stream Works on Your Butt OR Your Lady Parts!
The Blaux Cleanse features a dual action water stream, with one water jet facing the front, and another facing the back. The back-facing jet cleans you off every time you poop. But the front-facing jet is set to give your vajayjay a nice rinse.
The front facing jet is perfect for any time you feel like freshening up a bit, and can be incredibly convenient when it’s “that time of the month”. It’s the ideal way to freshen up your cooter until you can get to a shower!
Super High Quality Craftsmanship
Blaux Cleanse is manufactured from the highest-caliber materials for superior craftmanship and functionality. It’s guaranteed to keep on working just when you need it most!
Adjustable Power Setting
Both the front and rear facing water jets on the Blaux Cleanse can be set exactly how you like them. Set a low power for a gentle stream, or increase the pressure for when you really need it!
The Ultimate in Cleanliness
The Blaux Cleanse will make your behind as clean as if you just got out of the shower! No scrubbing with a dry piece of toilet paper could ever compare! And you don’t need to spend a fortune on expensive wet wipes, either!
Blaux Cleanse is the Superior, MODERN Way to Wash Your Behind!
It’s happening all around us. In just the last decades, EVERYTHING we use has gone through a quantum change.
Taxi cabs got replaced by ride-sharing services. Cars started running on electricity instead of gas. Television completely changed, too. People started getting their favorites shows from streaming services instead of network broadcasts.
Physical music media got replaced by services like Apple Music and Spotify. Even the humble telephone went from being a clunky device that made phone calls to being an advanced computer that entertains us, gives us driving directions, reminds us of our appointments, and can even be used as a mini gaming console!
There’s no turning back. Old, inferior technology gets replaced by new, SUPERIOR technology. But most Americans are still using the toilet the same way their ancestors did a hundred years ago!
Change may seem intimidating at first, but once you’ve tried the modern versions, you’d NEVER want to go back to using an old-fashioned TV or telephone again! And it’s the same with the Blaux Cleanse!
Once you’ve seen how clean the Blaux Cleanse can get your behind, you’ll NEVER want to go back to using toilet paper again!
First off, it’s super GENTLE. No more scrubbing at your behind like you’re trying to remove grease stains from a stove. But if you need more power, you can use the adjustable knob to set the pressure as strong as you like it.
Second of all, it gets your behind SUPER CLEAN. You know the removable shower head you pull off the wall so you can rinse all over? It’s just like that, only specially designed to clean your butt!
Third of all, it really refreshes you. It’s like giving your private parts a nice, clean shower! (and my wife also says it’s great for keeping her lady-parts fresh when “Aunt Flo” comes to visit!)
How To Use the Blaux Cleanse
Simply sit on the toilet and do your business.
When you’re done, just turn on the water stream to wash yourself clean.
Enjoy being cleaner and more refreshed than ever before!
Don’t Walk Around with a Dirty Butt! Get Blaux Cleanse now, and be Cleaner and More Sanitary than Ever Before!
Get the Blaux Cleanse and start enjoying the MODERN way to clean your butt – one you try it, you’ll NEVER settle for old-fashioned toilet paper again!
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